Back in October, Playboy announced it would no longer be publishing nuditystarting with its March 2016 issue. And while Kim Kardashian wanted to be the last model to pose naked, that honor has gone to Pamela Andersonbecause apparently old is better than, “Wait, didn’t you just have a baby? Get out of here! Hyah!” (In this scene, I’m imagining Hugh Hefner wearing a cowboy hat while trying to use the belt of his bathrobe like a whip. He mostly just takes a nap.)